Prince Charles, heir to the throne and big eared twit has travelled to South America to highlight the issue of global warming. He is currently in Chile, where earlier today he made a speech. Confused locals heard the Prince say that in order to save the planet we should ban arseholes. Or something like that.
Charles' apocalyptic vision of impending doom has got so bad that he has been sent off round the world to give his parents a break. Brenda and Phil are thought to be totally fed up with his almost adolescent behaviour. Frequently asking if the Caviar was 'free range' and asking for the refrigerators to be turned off once the Krug champagne was in an ice bucket, Charles has made their life hell.
The decision to send him away has proved popular at home. But the people of South America do not know what he will say next. Neither does he. Because his advisors haven't told him yet.
Charles has spoken out against people who use private jets to fly around the world. He has spoken about this in Europe, America, Africa and Australia. His parents have suggested a trip to the moon next.
