London - (Pharoah-less Pyramid Scheme Mess): A top Off-the-Wall-Street whistleblower who dumped Ponzi scam artiste Bernie Madfoff in the FBI doggie doo-doo reckons Prince Charles 'is a Jewish impostor'.
US Securities and Exchange Commission snitch Harry Markopolos was commenting on reports that the Pretender's fabled Duchy empire 'is an Off-the-Wailing Wall landgrab' which has secretly lost 'hundreds of millions' in unnpaid Madoff IOUs.
"Charles' accomplice in this sordid fiasco is that other 'kosher' swindler, Prince Michael of Yugoslavia," Markopolos said today.
"Together with other dynastic Euro-dross such as fraudster 'Prince' Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha of Bulgaria they helped bankroll Madoff with their crack cocaine profits."
Kate Middleton is Charles' firstborn after a sordid weekend with daftass wannabe royal Koo Stark.
