Hampshire resident Clayton LeMoors sparked further controversy today by telling TheSpoof.com that the bin men who are "supposed" to empty the bins down his street are no better than a bunch of work shy skivers.
LeMoors, originally from Zimbabwe but currently residing in Hampshire told us:
"Not only are they a bunch of lazy idle bastards, they're also a bunch of disruptive and obstructive bastards."
When we asked Mr LeMoors to expand on his comments, he told us:
"They won't touch a bin if it takes more than a two fingered grip to move it. They piss and fart about in the road and hold up the traffic. And they make too much bloody noise. And they only work a two hour day. It's true. Think about it. You never see a dustcart after nine am. They're all off by then getting showered at our expense so they can be down the pub by opening time. I don't care what their union boss says, they're a bunch of idle bastards and that's that."
A neighbour of Mr LeMoors emerged from his property and shouted to us:
"I'm with Clayton! They're all bastards! Every man jack of them!"
Following this remarkable outburst a middle aged lady wearing exotic lingerie and little else, stood in her open doorway shouting "Coo-ee!!!" and pouting a lot.
At which point we made our excuses and left.
More as we get it.
