Just when you thought life could not get any worse we bring you another Jade Goody story (surely just when you thought her life couldn't get any worse-ed). Following numerous hallucinations Jade has been moved into a hospice. And that means an imminent Jimmy Saville visit. Ouch!
Media svengali and concerned friend (?) Clax Maffford said "This is the worst I've ever seen Jade. She was even worse than when she was on celebrity big brother."
It is thought the hallucinations began subtlety. First she began to believe Simon Cowell was human. Then it progressed to believing that Gordon Brown could get us out of the recession. Medics finally began to take notice when Jade started believing that she had talent and that people genuinely liked her. Obviously she was suffering some form of delusion. A bit like watching Fulham.
Her husband was informed. His response? "Get me some of those drugs".
