Jade 'was hallucinating about Shilpa Shetty'

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Saturday, 28 February 2009

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From a Halo! magazine preview

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Tragic Celebrity Big Racist contestant Jade Goody apparently freaked out her oncologist last week after seeing a ghostly vision of Shilpa Shetty 'stalking her outside the Pearly Gates'.

The 27 year-old reality tv star told PR guru Max Clifford to arrange an exorcism of Shilpa's hex after Halo! magazine offered to bankroll the video royalties.

At her Mumbai condominium this morning Bollywood star Shetty, 21, distanced herself from the story and told reporters 'to get a life'.

"Drop dead, you bullcrap bastards!" Shetty shouted at LA FagHagSlagMag paps as she hurled a lifesize voodoo doll replica of PR genius Clifford at the media crowd thronging her penthouse.

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