London - (Bell, Book 'N' Candle Mess): Tragic reality queen Jade Goody is all set to receive the last frites (sic) after the Vatican Burger Emporium, er, Orifice of the Holy Sea!...agreed a cut of Halo! magazine's royalties income.
The Max Clifford-brokered deal would see Jade convert to the Mother Church on her deathbed, renounce Satan and give half of her earnings to the Church.
Her young sons will then enter the priesthood (no pun intended) just as soon as they are old enough to qualify for
seminary.
The Pope's secretary said today His Whollyness is also sending his embalming specialist ahead of a fast-track sainthood deal that will see Jade perform miracles from the 'other side' during the next decade.
Shilpa Shetty is 25.
