Barrymore Case: Police Find Fingerprint

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Saturday, 28 February 2009

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Police investigating the body in the pool case have found a fingerprint. It is believed that the fingerprint was found somewhere inside the body of Stephen Luvcock, whose body was found floating in Mr Barrymore's pool. Police have not confirmed reports that they have been concentrating their search for evidence on Mr Luvcock's anus.

If the police are able to match the fingerprint with any of their suspects then somebody will have a lot of explaining to do. Barrymore himself is one of those who may or may not have been indulging in rough homosexual activity on the night in question.

An official police spokesperson said "Now that's what I call a hot spot".

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