Barrymore enquiry to open

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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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What could the "fist-sized object" be?

There is to be an official enquiry into the death of Stuart Lubbock, the man who died in gay ex-TV presenter Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. It is thought that police did not investigate the case thoroughly enough initially.

Mr Lubbock's family have welcomed the enquiry, saying that they would really like to know more about what happened.

In particular, there is a lot of speculation as to what could have caused the death. An autopsy revealed that a "fist-sized object" had been inserted into Mr Lubbock's bottom, but nobody seems to have any idea what this object could be.

Mr Barrymore, who is gay and enjoys fisting, has said himself, "I can't imagine anything the size of my fist going inside another man's bottom. What on earth could that fist-sized object have been?"

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