Stephen Hawking "Don't worry, I can wank with my mind"

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Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Hawking's Sex Bomb

Doctors' with concerns over Stephen Hawking's enlarged testicles have had their fears abated today. The Professor announced that as well as proving the existence of a singularity in space-time, he could also unleash an unearthly volume of 'man juice' with just the power of his mind.

Hawking commented that his swollen man eggs were the result of waiting for the best online porn, in an all night session, so that he could release his aching sacks.

"After finding a hot MILF site with Rusty Lee spread-eagled, I produced a big bang of my own in my pants, drooling over that impressive black hole" Hawking quipped.

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