"Thor All Over!"

Funny story written by Bureau

Sunday, 1 February 2009

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And It Happened On Thorsday

According to the London Telegraph, Torvald Alexander, 38, arrived home last week from a costume party and surprised a burglar in his Edinburgh, Scotland, house.

"As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror," Alexander said, perhaps because he was dressed as Thor.

"He looked like he was so drunk he was out of it and had decided to do attempt a late night break in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here."

The burglar jumped through a window to escape but was later caught by police after a call from Alexander.

"We just looked for a guy in the neighborhood who appeared to be "thor-o-lee hammered", joked one officer.

"Odin not make jokes about it", stated another.

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