Written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

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The General Secretary of the BNP party in Britain, Nick Goebbals, has been suspended indefinitely from his position by the party's Chairman when it was revealed last night that he is a member of the right-wing and often alleged racist BNP party.

Chairman of the BNP Party, Reg Himmler was said to be devastated when he discovered that his trusted general secretary was a member of the BNP.

It appears that a list of members of the party was published by a former member with a grudge. The former member, Mrs Alice Hitler, who can't be named for legal reasons, was said to be offended that the BNP used sugar for their coffee instead of one of the alternative sugar-free sweeteners, so she had no option but to resign.

Mr Himmler went on to praise the good work Mr Goebbals had done to date to raise the profile of right-wing bigotry and hatred in the country.

He said it was just unfortunate that Mr Goebbals membership of the BNP came to light, as it is the policy of the BNP not to employ BNP members who may have a political leaning not conducive to the high morals and bigotry of the BNP party.

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Topics: Racism, BNP, Nick Griffin

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