Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 12 January 2009

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The deal was brokered by 'kaffir wallah' pals of Charles

London - (Racist Ass Mess): Prince Harry's is to star in a Bollywood sequel 'Slumdog Millionaire II'.

The offer to rehabilitate himself from a foul-mouthed racist Nazi thug to a multiculturally diverse-thinking ethnically-sensitive new puppet monarchy role model was brokered 'by some kaffir wallah pals' indentured to Prince Charles.

The 24 year old xenophone will play a humble orphaned prince 'who rises from terrible Puppet Monarchy deprivation' to become a champion of UK Prime Monster Gorgon brown's credit crunch-defying racial diversity-spreading success story.

"There are some neat parallels with Harry's own life and plot themes in 'Slumdog I," a Ministry of Culture source said today, "especially the bit about the hero being arrested for cheating and going on to exonerate himself with magnificent aplomb!"

Harry was famously caught cheating at Eton where his art tutor 'touched up' paintings submitted for his Art A Level exams.

The teacher meanwhile was eventually sacked and branded a 'lying lunatic'.

Auditions begin on April 1st.

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