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Funny story: Spoof Writer So Exhausted He Nearly Didn't Write Story

Spoof Writer So Exhausted He Nearly Didn't Write Story

A frequent contributor to a satirical news website has revealed how he was so exhausted tonight, that he came 'that' close to not writing a story for the site, and going to bed early for a well-deserved rest. Moys Kenwood, 57, who wastes time cobb…

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Stop Yawning

Man Couldn't Stop Yawning

We've all experienced it - that sense of overwhelming tiredness, complete and utter exhaustion, and a feeling that one is on one's last legs, and that was precisely the case for one man last night when, try as he might, he just couldn't stop yawning.

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Funny story: Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

Man Had Friends Who Laughed At French Word 'Fatigué'

It's a well-known fact that an overwhelming proportion - perhaps as much as 95% - of the modern-day Englsh language has its roots in French, but one man recalled, today, how his school chums laughed themselves silly at the mere mention of the French…

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Funny story: Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel - Fortunately Before Turning on Ignition

Nashville Man Falls Asleep at Wheel - Fortunately Before Turning on Ignition

The morning after a late-night rendezvous with a new love interest, Nathan Cromwell of Nashville, Tennessee, got into his car to drive to his job at a call center downtown only to fall asleep at the wheel - fortunately before turning on the ignition.

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Funny story: Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Sleep-Deprived Americans Push to Increase Snooze Button Window to Twelve Minutes

Long on stress and short on Zs, many sleep-deprived Americans are pushing to expand the standard snooze button window on alarm clocks from nine minutes to 12 minutes, to allow for a full one-third boost in rest time. "I don't think it's asking too...

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Funny story: GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM executives are really excited about their new 2015 line up of boring, uninspired, middle American old peoples cars. "We are thrilled about the limited number of invisible changes you will see with our new 2015 Chevy Impalas and Malibus. Plus t...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...

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Funny story: Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot! Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can re...

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Funny story: SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...

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Funny story: Cure for tiredness

Cure for tiredness

In an attempt to win the igNoble prize for medicine, a team of researchers in Luton have finally found a true scientific cure for tiredness. Plenty of people know about drinking ten cans of Red Bull, three double espressos and forcing a Boost bar...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood is living a double life confessing despite excepting movie roles, he has "become tired" of seeing himself on the big screen. His admission comes after turning 80 saying he would rather stay behind camera's and allow...

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Funny story: It's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits

It's Back To Work Day For Tired, Hungover Brits

Hot on the heels of the festive season of good cheer, the season of back to work sheer misery. Millions of tired, hungover Brits suffered a shocking reality check today as they went back to work after the holiday season. For a start, it was lit...

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