Hundreds Of Geordies Hospitalised

Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 28 December 2008

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Newcastle United In A Different Game. Getting Flogged As Usual.

Hundreds of Geordies were rushed into hospitals in the North East tonight suffering from cringeing embarrassment following the Toon's 5-1 home drubbing by a frankly, not that great Liverpool team.

'It was a joke that was,' said one as he was consoled by a St John's Ambulance volunteer. 'Thev med uz a laughin' stock that team have.'

Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear refused to attend a post match interview and was reportedly hiding in a cupboard.

Newcastle striker, Michael Owen was suffering from a slightly bloody knee.

Freddie Shepherd, who didn't attend the match, was reportedly tending his sheep.

One Newcastle fan, sporting a black eye was too distraught to comment, although he did agree to spit some feathers for the benefit of the media.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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