Humpty Dumpty Joins British Economic Council

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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Dumpty's sonogram after the great fall

All the Queen's men and all the Queen's horses carried the variegated pieces of economic expert H. Dumpty to the meeting of the BEC. Dumpty though known to be quite divided over solutions to the UK's economic crisis is believed to be the only hope to bring all parties together.

British economic experts point to the rich experience of Minister D: He took the risk of sitting precariously on the wall. He knows all too well the consequence of a great fall. He's been through the economic reconstruction process though at that time the reconstructionists obviously lacked the resources and/ or the skills to bring all of the pieces together.

If Humpty can't do it, nobody can!

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