New brass statue of Queen Mother impersonator

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Friday, 18 May 2007

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The Queen Mum's impersonator Violet was a right old podge

London - (Ass Mess): A new statue of the woman who took over the role of impersonating Queen Elizabeth, wife of King George VI after the latter two lost their lives in the September 1940 bombing of Buckingham Palace, is to be unveiled.

The brass statue will reflect 'the true mettle of the woman' called Violet King Freeman and will stand close to the UK Hellfire Club's tribute to their other iconic hero Oswald Mosely, the UK Blackshirts Party leader who was hanged for treason.

Critics have described the statue by sculptor Philip Jackson as 'a national treasure'.

Buckingham Palace cources have commented that it will reflect the fact that assorted UK fascists, mobster cartels and relatives of the Hitler/Stalin pact have successfully stood shoulder to shoulder to hide the awful truth behind today's puppet monarchy:

"Keeping up the charade has been a lifetime's work. We know it will all be over when old Fatty Mountbatten finally kicks the bucket. But that could be years and years away. So why not have some fun in the meantime?"

Why not indeed...

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