Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 31 October 2008

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In an astonishing outburst this evening on the approach ramp to Liverpool Lime Street Station, homeless alcoholic Terry O'Hara launched a scathing attack on the nation's favourite newsreader.

'Yer wharr, arrgh ey lad,' O'Hara mumbled. 'Yer see dat Trevor McDonald, well, he's the worst, the WORST stand up comedian I ever seen. E's CRAP. E was even tryin' a do a routine about our lads in der middle east.

'Sick fucker.

'E's just not funny. E just talks about serious issues an dat. E don't tell jokes an dat. E's way too serious to be stand up.

'Now take dat Ken Dodd, a proper scouser, as in Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. E just creases me up he does. Just ask me mate Clive, go on. Clive...Where are yah? Aaaahh bollocks...'

At which point our reporter jumped on a train back to London as hordes of scouse scally rat faced assassins began to gather wondering who it was that had the dosh.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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