Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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The Puppet Monarch's daftass half brother is a fully paid up KGB colonel

London - (Hitler's Daughter Mess): This Thursday's Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Political Repression by the KBG Puppet Monarch is being marked by the UK Anti-Terror Squad with a dawn raid on Westfield, London's latest shopping mall.

The pointless Shepherd's 'George' Bush emporium has just been built by Old Fatty Mountbatten's bastard half-brother, Australian cold war terrist (sic) Frank Lowy.

Lowy, 109, is the business partner of Larry Silverstein who entered into a dodgy lease arrangement on the World Trade Center just days before some Afghani pals razed it to the ground on 9/11.

Luckily for the two Oz entrepreneurs the Twin towers were insured. Even more lucky was the subsequent US Supreme Court finding that 9/11 constituted two acts of terror, resulting in a double insurance pay-out of several billion US dollars.

Tony Blair's ex-blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy is Frank Lowy's underling.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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