Puppet Monarch's feckless Oz brother is new London shopping maul tycoon

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 27 October 2008

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'Darling' is the feckless Lowy's son

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): The Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's Australian gangster half brother is opening London's latest shopping maul (sic) this week.

Frank Lowy, 78, is the ultimate feckless land-grab merchant after embezzling a massive commercial property portfolio to get his grubby mitts on the Heistfield site which opens its doors to a gobstruck shopping public this Turdsday.

Lowy sprang to notoriety in the news headlines shortly before 9/11 after reports that he and his sidekick Larry Silverstein had managed to forge the ownership papers of Lower Manhattan's Twin Towers.

A prior arrangement with Osama Bin Laden - Margaret Thatcher's bastad son by ex-King Fahd of Sordid Arabia - ensured that a hastily procured insurance policy paid out double compensation after the 9/11 attack.

The following year Lowy was unmasked as the ultimate paymaster of Lord Levy - blind truss portfolio bagman to ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his personal Middle East envoy/cum WMD cheerleader.

Thursday's opening ceremony by London Mayor Boris Karloff should be very interesting.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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