Gordon Brown Distracted by Pornography

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Brown's Pornographic Screen Saver

London - Tory critics say Prime Minister Gordon Brown is being distracted from his duty to the nation by his pornographic screen saver showing a woman's naked leg.

The pornography was discovered after hours by a cleaning lady who bumped into Mr. Brown's computer accidentally causing it to toggle from a football action disguise screen saver.

Subway goers interviewed on the subject responded in a mixed manner.

Banker Wesly Wolford spoke for many when he said, "I am hardly surprised. It's no wonder Labour is moving so slow on issues with Brown being a pornographer and all."

Retired teacher Simon Robinson offered a different viewpoint "What's that, come again? Brown a photographer, probably digital, clever man that Brown, say what!"

The Prime Minister was quick to defend himself "It's not what you think; Sarah likes to take pictures of me in women's undergarments."

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