London/Reuters - Media Mogul Rupert Murdock reacted quickly to a recent editorial in The Guardian, a left wing rag, that proported to tell the Yanks that Obama was "The Messiah" and the President the country had been waiting for!
Columnist Jonathon Freedland's negative editorial opinion on Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin, and the foot washing annointment of Democratic candidate Barack Hussein Obama did not sit well with the media billionaire.
Owner of numerous TV stations and 175 newspapers including the NY Post, the London Times and the Wall Street Journal, the 72 year old Murdock is used to getting his own way when he perceives what is twat like behavior.
"Whilst I support free speech," he said, "wrong headedness in trying to tell your Cousins what to do, is definitely Not Cricket!"
A spokesman for the Murdock Group said future plans for The Guardian are still up in the air. "Mr. Murdock may disappear it and take a write off, or he may simply reorganize and staff it with some fading Fox TV stars like Geraldo Riveria, just to keep up a hint of Liberal Pap." he said.
Sen. Obama took pity on the jobless Freedland, and hired him to join 30 smear seeking barristers descending on Alaska in a desperate effort to discredit the charismatic Palin before the November elections.
Asked if he could ever respect the gritty mother of 5 who stole the Republican Convention and stalled his own march to The Throne, Obama muttered off mike, "maybe when pigs fly!" Simultaneously 150 of his supporters looked to the sky in awe!
