Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to pay the insurance premium

Fictional spy James Bond is said to be embarassed by the number of weak puns and quips he has made in his life.

The super smooth agent, with a license to kill, a penchant for Martinis, shaken and not stirred, and an eye for the ladies is said to be deeply saddened by the number of stupid things he has said on film.

He explained to us: 'When you are trying to save the world from destruction, you kill the bad-guy, and save the girl, it takes a lot out of you, and when you are near the point of exhaustion, you say the most stupid things. Most people can get away with it, but I can't. It is all over the TV most weekends'

A number of new Bond films are being made including The Spy who Carried On, and Die, the Welsh Man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: James Bond

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