Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Funny story written by ScottThe Dot

Sunday, 13 July 2008

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Bermondsey public cemetery last night

Detailed Plans for the funeral of Baroness Thatcher have been revealed, despite the former P.M. Still being alive. As well as a state funeral, officials are planning to install a wood-sprung dance floor directly above her final resting place.

'We did a lot of public consultation on this' said funeral organiser Arthur Scargill. 'The overwhelming public consensus was that people will be queuing for miles for a chance to dance on her grave. We have to put in basic safety facilities like the wooden floor, security guards and souvenir stall.'

Stroke victim Baroness Thatcher declined to respond in words we could actually understand.

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