Germans licking Hitler's backside once again

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

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Berlin - (Third Reich Mess): Germany's national post office has issued stamps with Hitler's image once again following overwhelming demand from the country's Christian Democratic Party.

The 5-Euro issue shows the Fuherer drinking champagne in the Vatican with 'Hitler's Pope' Pius XII while signing contracts to purchase stockpiles of the deadly nerve gas Zyklon-B from George Prescott Bush, paterfamilias of the Texan clan.

The 10- and 20-Euro stamps depict official portraits taken from the Bush family archives including Grandpa Adolf cradling the KGB tribute artiste who took over the ID and persona of George W Bush shortly before JFK's assassination in 1963.

Meanwhile the 100-Euro note shows the Arian nutter performing an act of gross indecency on Joseph Stalin while a choir of 100 prepubescent Austrian altarboys sings Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles.

Angela Merkel is one sad bitch.

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