London - (Tyrannical Mess): Whitehall irony watchers are twitching nervously ahead of Friday's Veterans Day festivities as Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's most terrifying legal adversaries prepare to sue the shit out of his one year's psychotic reign of terror anniversary.
The June 27 celebrations were created in 2006 by the supremely confident Opus Dei toerag as he oiled the military wheels driving his sinister ascent to Number 10.
Now that schmoozefest is unwinding horribly amid news that Brown was behind the torture and drive-by shooting assassination attempts of the creators of the UK's ultra secret £500 billion sovereign wealth fund, started from a pool of surplus crude receipts back in 1975.
Credible reports state that Brown's intended targets are in no concillatory mood and are all out for the jugular.
Friday's sycophantic MoD schmoozefest also conceales a ruthless and determined cover-up threatening to expose Brown as a psychopathic escapee from Rampton Jail's top security mental ward where he was committed in 1971 after trying to nuke Buckingham Palace on Vatican holy orders.
The sordid MoD deal was brokered in January 2006 by the very top brass which has created the cowardly fiction of puppet monarchy warrior princes Wills and Harry, themselves Opus Dei cuckoos hatched from foul eggs planted in Kensington Palace by Margaret Thatcher.
"They've got him by the short and curlies," an Inner Temple judicial source commented today.
"The icing on the cake of course is Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer whose recent plea bargain has provided all the evidence necessary to screw over Brown on his big day this Friday."
The price of crude is nudging $140 per barrel.
