Ann Widicome today announced to a shocked press conference that she is quitting politics and going into modelling. "Having secured a deal with Max Factor worth in excess of three million pounds I am no longer going to be involved in the political arena" she told stunned journalists.
A spokesperson for Max Factor said that Ann was the perfect face for the company "She has such wonderful cheekbones and the symmetry of her face is unparalleled in the world."
In the houses of parliament today MP's from all over Britain gave a fond farewell to Ms Widicome by throwing a lavish party at the expense of the taxpayer.
