Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today claimed that he never said he was suffering from Bullimia Nervosa and that the Press have completely misunderstood what he actually said.
Following a serious roasting in yesterdays press which claimed that the Political Porker wouldn't know how to vomit if he tried and clearly hadn't tried, Prescott has retracted his claims.
Instead he has revealed that what he was actually admitting to was a secret lovechild, resulting from his not-so-secret affair with his secretary Tracey Temple. Prescotts secret daughter, Beau-lynnia Nirvana, is now aged four and Prescott claims he visits her on a daily basis, occasionally taking her to the park or zoo.
Prescott's former lover,Temple,43, confirmed that she has a daughter with Prescott and that he takes her out every weekend. However, she was not aware that he takes her to the park or zoo and commented, "It's mostly MacDonalds, Pizza Hut or KFC and he hasn't paid any maintenance for weeks. Its a typical father-daughter relationship."
