Model Slams Prescott

Funny story written by Lojo

Monday, 21 April 2008

A top super model has hit back at Jonathan Prescott's confession to suffering from the eating disorder bulimia.

The model, who wishes to remain anonymous, said she was offended that someone so fat and old could have something in common with her. 'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to work out that if you throw up food you have eaten, then you get skinny quicker. John has obviously at some point been chowing down and allowing for the calories to digest, which is disgusting.'

A spokesperson for an eating disorder charity condemned then models comments. 'What John has done is incredibly brave, I have no doubt that many young girls will now stop focusing on people like Kate Moss and Gisele and pay close attention to him instead, which should boost his self esteem.'

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