BNP to address Oxford Union once again

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Tuesday, 8 April 2008

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Exactly who are we Uniting Jack ?

Anti-fascist protesters are due to converge on Oxford University when BNP leader Nick Griffin and Holocaust denier David Irving address students for the second time this academic year.

Nick Griffin will again preach to students about the evils of a multi racial society. Defence Secretary Des Browne is among those to have withdrawn over the controversial list of speakers.

The Oxford Union Debating Society members voted by 2-1 to invite Mr Griffin to the event, despite opposition.

Egil Thrain, the first Oxford President of Scandinavian descent, said it was disgraceful the pair were being given the same platform as past speakers like Mother Theresa and the Dalai Lama.

"Griffin and Irving are pure White trash like most descendant's of William the Conqueror . If you ask me people like these should be sent back home to Spain or France or wherever the bloody Normans came from. It's since these scumbags came to Britain back in 1066 that England has gone down hill. All the history books say that it was safe to walk the streets back in the days of the Romans and the Vikings."

"Coming over here, opening up their hardware stores, spending all day in male dominated 'Public Houses', and isolating within their own tight knit Norse communities. Let us be honest for once, they have never really progressed beyond their medieval roots."

Thrain continued,

"Is it not true that we only ever see them when they come out to chase their wives down the street after consuming too much of what they call their traditional 'lager drink'."

"As far as I am concerned they have never even tried to intergrate into mainstream British Society so why should we have to put up with their small mindedness now."

Talking from a secret location, believed to be somewhere on the Isle of Dogs in London, Griffin told our reporter,

"OK, We might hold a minority view but is that any reason to censor us. Sure I am essentially a Norseman and proud of it, but just how far have your wishy washy Latin based views got you? I will stick to my guns even if it means cutting off my arms and legs to defend myself."

The debate continues.

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