GMC asks if quack MMR doctor and Kate McCann were once an item

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Monday, 31 March 2008

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A nutter with an agenda? The GMC demands answers!

London - (Ass Mess): A hearing into the gross professional misconduct of MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield has asked about his personal links to Rothley GP Kate McCann.

GMC counsel also questioned Wakefield about a number of his ex-girlfriends in the medical profession who may have dumped him because they suspected he was a nutter with an agenda.

Wakefield remains staunchly defiant and denies any past or present link to any female physician in the news during the last five years.

Under cross-examination however Wakefield did admit to a string of affairs with tantric healers, psychic mediums, crystal therapy practitioners and associates of the London College of Psychic Studies.

Some of these new-age therapists include Princess Diana's colonic irrigation healer, her vegan reflexologist and her holistic tarot reader, the GMC was told.

The hearing continues.

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