David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son

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Monday, 16 July 2007

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Wakegield paid pre-pubescent boys five quid a pop for a pint of their blood

London - (Rioters): Daftass conspiracy nutter and former British footballer David Icke has defended his quack doctor son Andrew Wakefield who is facing a General Medical Council gross misconduct hearing.

Icke has told reporters that there was nothing wrong in Wakefield buying 'gallons of blood' from little kiddies at five quid a pop during his young son's fifth birthday party.

"So bloody what?" Icke said today.

"That hardly makes him the vampire he'd been made out to be in the press. I ask you."

Wakefield told the GMC that the blood-lettting incident was just part of a hobby "because he collects pints of blood the way some people collect cigarette cards or stamps. Perfectly harmless."

He went on to refute allegations that the blood of pre-pubescent boys is his favorite tipple saying there was far too much iron content in that kind of haemoglobin and he preferred a slightly anaemic version gleaned from cardiology patients at the Royal Flea Hospital.

This week's GMC hearing will focus on the measels pandemic which Wal=kefield started by saying the MMR triple jab was responsible for autism.

The Council is looking forward to hearing how US sources close to George W Bush's Pioneers bankrolled his patent applications for an alternative to the MMR triple jab based on a unique variation of "goat serum" medication copyrighted to Wakefield and former Pentagon nutter General Albert Stubblebin III, mastermind of the US Department of Defense's psychic remote viewing espionage program.

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