London - (Rioters): Daftass conspiracy nutter and former British footballer David Icke has defended his quack doctor son Andrew Wakefield who is facing a General Medical Council gross misconduct hearing.
Icke has told reporters that there was nothing wrong in Wakefield buying 'gallons of blood' from little kiddies at five quid a pop during his young son's fifth birthday party.
"So bloody what?" Icke said today.
"That hardly makes him the vampire he'd been made out to be in the press. I ask you."
Wakefield told the GMC that the blood-lettting incident was just part of a hobby "because he collects pints of blood the way some people collect cigarette cards or stamps. Perfectly harmless."
He went on to refute allegations that the blood of pre-pubescent boys is his favorite tipple saying there was far too much iron content in that kind of haemoglobin and he preferred a slightly anaemic version gleaned from cardiology patients at the Royal Flea Hospital.
This week's GMC hearing will focus on the measels pandemic which Wal=kefield started by saying the MMR triple jab was responsible for autism.
The Council is looking forward to hearing how US sources close to George W Bush's Pioneers bankrolled his patent applications for an alternative to the MMR triple jab based on a unique variation of "goat serum" medication copyrighted to Wakefield and former Pentagon nutter General Albert Stubblebin III, mastermind of the US Department of Defense's psychic remote viewing espionage program.
