London - (Ass Mess): The General Medical Council has heard damning evidence that MMR quack doctor Andrew Wakefield was addicted to drinking blood and paid children up to a fiver a hit at his son's birthday party.
"If fact Dr Wakefield used to organise blood-letting parties the same way people flog Tupperware," prosecutors told the GMC hearing today.
"Wakefield has had an ongoing ten pints a day habit for the last decade," prosecutors continued, "and would go to any lengths short of stalking graveyards after midnight to fulfil his blood-lust.
"It's a miracle he never took up a position in Haematology in the NHS and concentrated on Immunology instead."
Wakefield faces being struck off for gross misconduct after starting a measles pandemic with his quack theories condemning the MMR triple vaccine.
In his defense he has said that the scam seemed like a good idea at the time.
