"And a pint of rhesus negative for Dr Wakefield"

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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Wakefield also likes a pint of stout from time to time but mostly he's a rhesus negative man

London - (Ass Mess): The General Medical Council has heard damning evidence that MMR quack doctor Andrew Wakefield was addicted to drinking blood and paid children up to a fiver a hit at his son's birthday party.

"If fact Dr Wakefield used to organise blood-letting parties the same way people flog Tupperware," prosecutors told the GMC hearing today.

"Wakefield has had an ongoing ten pints a day habit for the last decade," prosecutors continued, "and would go to any lengths short of stalking graveyards after midnight to fulfil his blood-lust.

"It's a miracle he never took up a position in Haematology in the NHS and concentrated on Immunology instead."

Wakefield faces being struck off for gross misconduct after starting a measles pandemic with his quack theories condemning the MMR triple vaccine.

In his defense he has said that the scam seemed like a good idea at the time.

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