Following some strange moaning noises emanating from a snowbound garden shed in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England, police were called by concerned neighbours. When police gained entry, they found a man and a woman in the throes of making love.
Inspector Jack Frost of Shropshire CID told me;
"We had a call from several neighbours in the street where this 'Novelist' lives who expressed concern that someone was being hurt because a woman was heard screaming in the normally quiet street. When we arrived at the home, moans could be heard coming from the shed and when we broke in, we found a man and a woman on the desk in compromising positions. She was stark naked and the writer was only wearing socks and a pencil behind his ear. There were clothes and reams of paper scattered everywhere!"
Mr In Seine, a satirical writer was quite embarrassed at the intrusion and confessed;
"I was writing a piece on 'A Model Being Found in the River Seine' when this girl knocked on my door and told me to use my imagination, so I did! It was the best 2 hours of my life and I hope it was the same for her. We shall be repeating this several times a week and so I am off to B&Q to buy some soundproofing!"
No crime was committed by the couple, although the neighbours were cautioned on wasting police time.
