City of London - (Ass Mess): "The FA has saved us the need for a tricky extradition order," City of London Police top brass chuckled today amid headlines that the notorious P2 Lodge's top henchmen have meekly and conveniently agreed to come to London of their own accord, ostensibly to run the England Football Team.
"Twenty five years we've waited," Supt Plod of the City Serious & Disorganised Crime AGency added, rubbing his hands at the sheer audacity of the plan.
This proposes to nab newly-appointed England coach Fabio Capello and his accompanying Sicilian entourage who have just signed up for a two year multi-million pound deal with the Football Association.
"We've been watching him since God's Banker's mysterious 'suicide' in '82," Plod continued, "and knew that given enough blather we'd get him just as his personal star is in its ascendancy."
61-year-old Capello is bringing his personal 'director of operations' Franco Baldini, 47. Also in the loop are 69-year-old Italo Galbiati as 'first officer', 49 year old 'fitness and brutality coach' Massimo Neri and 52-year-old Franco Tancredi who will be in charge of subliminal tactics both on and off the pitch.
Capello is expected in London on Monday at a lavish FA contract signing ceremony where FA President and official elder son of Pretender to the Throne Prince (sic) William will glad-hand him in front of cameras before escorting him to a hurriedly cobbled together urgent meeting with UK Hellfire Club grandees at Clarence House.
