'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 5 November 2007

image for 'Thousands' of politicians pose UK terror threat
Kylie worse than plutonium 210-touting Russian spooks like this one says the MI5 boss

Whitehall - (Conspiracy Mess): Thousands of British politicians pose a threat to national security because of their support for terrorism according to the head of MI5.

"And what's more they are grooming children as young as 15 to fill their shoes," the top spook added darkly.

"We've had to divert counter-terrorism resources into surveillance operations like watching them dosh-up the Northern Rock Bank," the secret official continued.

"Additionally, instead of nailing traditional foreign bastards like the Russians, we're having to watch some very dodgy tit-popping characters like Kylie, Paris and Vanessa Hudgens.

"I ask you."

The spook added that although there were "enough Russian spooks in the capitol to fill Stamford Bridge most Saturdays" it was "a matter of some disappointment" that MI5 field operatives weren't able to attend all Chelsea FC games to check out this danger.

"Instead we have to send them to those asinine Kylie concerts at Wembley or Conservative Party Harvest Festival Tombolas.

"Attacks on the UK are not simply random plots by disparate and fragmented groups of nutters like Margaret Thatcher's policy wonks, but part of a deliberate campaign by A, B and C-List celebs, minor politicians and their wannabe counterparts."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more