Kabul, Afghanistan (IP) - Wasp Spray industries has developed and marketed an anti-terrorist aerosol that will soon be available on store shelves world wide.
The product is called Taliban-B-Gone in spray form and Taliban-Off in a chapstick type applicant. It is priced at $1.98.
At the mere sight of a terrorist the user simply depresses the aerosol activator button and a pleasant smelling mist makes a bee-line for the offending terror person. The mysterious product is harmless against people innocent of bombings and killings.
President Bush made it clear that he is against the distribution of this product because it could put the military industrial complex out of business. Bush said, Y'all better leave the radicatin of terrists (sic) up to us and stay out this, ya hear me, darn it to heck ?"
