Vanessa to model for Ann Summers

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Thursday, 25 October 2007

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It was revealed to spoof today that Vanessa Hudgens, 18, is set to be the new model for Ann Summers.

Hudgens told us earlier that she may as well get herself a new job after being dropped by Disney. Her pictures will feature her in raunchy lingerie with the latest sex toy.

'If all goes well i will have a range of underwear out by Christmas' the star admitted. The range she hopes will feature mens and womens underwear and will be affordable.

'I want to be able to keep some of my older teen fans so maybe they could buy it?'

Lets hope that she can get a new audience range instead of children this time.

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