Palm Beach, Florida (IP) - The Palm Beach Times reports that Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills and Jimmy Buffet were recently married at the Breaker's Hotel on North Ocean Avenue in Palm Beach.
Pop Singer Jimmy Buffet recently stepped on a beer can pop top and had his leg amputated after developing blood poisoning complicated by alcohol poisoning. There is a viscious rumor circulating among the Palm Beach face lift crowd on Worth Avenue that Heather and Jimmy can now fit into the same pair of pants, literally.
This happy coincidence will save them a lot of money on clothes and conjecture among legal experts indicates that they will be able to get into movie theaters and other events at two for the price of one. At Christmas parties they can share pants and one can wear a green shirt and the other red shirt or vice versa.
