Written by politicalpop

Friday, 12 October 2007

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And he's also harbouring Nazi gold

The top policeman investigating the kidnap of Madeleine McCann, Paulo Rebelo, once denied the holocaust ever happened in a crowded bar in the Algarve.

Back in 1973, former fairground owner, Mark "the Nark" Fitt, who ran Narky's Bar in Albufeira said that he once overheard a man say he knew Rebelo before he was a cop, and he once went into a bar and denied the holocaust ever happened.

"He was a right Nazi back then innit. It's what I always say. Once a Nazi always a Nazi."

It's typical of the suspicious and shady way the Maddie case has been handled right from the start where police even failed to search everywhere.

Fitt, a former con who knows what he's talking about, also knows that Portuguese police are hiding Nazi gold.

"The Portos are covering up for their mates, Nazi pervs innit."

But even after that damning revelation, scumbag Portuguese rag 24 Horas still reported as fact that the McCanns are still regarded by cops as suspects.

We say lay off the McCanns and find the pervs what did it.

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This spoof is based on the Daily Wail's Nazi Scheme to Kidnap Aryan Children and, of course, The Currant Bun.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Portugal

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