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Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...

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Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

Funny story: Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia. A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...

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Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Funny story: Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...

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A 3-Year-Old Portuguese Toddler Can Speak 29 Different Languages Fluently

Funny story: A 3-Year-Old Portuguese Toddler Can Speak 29 Different Languages Fluently

MIRANDELA, Portugal - The Portuguese Children's Agency of Mirandela has just discovered what it is calling the most amazing 3-year-old in the world. Enrique Portello with the PCA stated that the young boy is named Alfredo Bernardo Zeferino and he...

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Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess. Stewart wi...

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Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

Funny story: Portugal Announces It Is Abandoning It's Trip To The Moon Program Due To Low Funds

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese Space Agency has just made an announcement that it will not be sending two astronauts to the moon in January of 2014, as they had planned. A spokesperson for the PSA said that the space rocket and all of the suppl...

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A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

Funny story: A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

EAST HAMPTON, New York - The fiery-tempered Alec Baldwin has stated that he is tired of being on the front pages of America's newspapers and may decide to leave the good old USA. An inside source told Celebrity Globe that the 55-year-old actor has...

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Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Funny story: Portuguese win gold and silver in Olympic diving

Nobody was surprised to Portugal atop the podium in the Olympic diving, with Ronaldo and Nani making a clean sweep between them. Nani's dive in the twenty-five metre event was technically perfect, earning him the gold, whilst Ronald's dive lacked ele...

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Cristiano Ronaldo's Penalty Miss Hilarious Says Expert

Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo's Penalty Miss Hilarious Says Expert

A top football expert has branded Spain's progression to the final of Euro 2012 'hilarious'. EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas, was watching the Portugal v Spain semi-final on TV at his home in West Wittering because we refu...

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Portugese Water Dog Takes Spoof Chart By Storm

Funny story: Portugese Water Dog Takes Spoof Chart By Storm

A Portugese Water Dog is launching an all-out assault on the Top Writers Chart of World Bestriding Satire Site The Spoof! Portugese Water Dogs are usually to be discovered riding shotgun on Portugese Trawlers, or ploughing through the coastal waters of the eponymous non-Spanish Iberian nation with a long history of marine adventuring, ie piracy (no, it's not England either) in their customary f...

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Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Pyongyang, North Korea - The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal. But instead of this being a time to...

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Gerry McCann incensed

Funny story: Gerry McCann incensed

Gibbon faced thug Dr Gerald McCann was today said to be incensed at the Portuguese prosecutor for shelving the case against him and his wife Dr Kate McCann. Spokesman for the prosecutor, Senhor Rui Fufa Sardinha claimed the case was dropped because t...

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Caught in the act

Evening all. I'm PC Dixon of Dock Green. I suppose it all started last year when I went on my holiday to a quiet fishing village in Portugal called Praia da Luz. Roughly translated it means Beach of The Blue Lamp. As you know, my real name is Jack Warn...

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Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Funny story: Portugal Banned from the European Cup

Portugal are to be banned from the European Cup after it was revealed that they have been caught using performance enhancing steroids.

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The Algarve kids club that lets you drink and drink

The number of UK citizens flying to Portugal for the summer has more than doubled following the launch of a new Drink And Be Merry kids club was launched, say tourism authorities.

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British binge-drink parents demand televised Papal hugfest

Funny story: British binge-drink parents demand televised Papal hugfest

Algarve - (Ass Mess): A British couple accused of rampant drunkenness at a Portuguese holiday complex are demanding the Pope's help to clear their names after being accused of child neglect.

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Portugese Police Arrest Kids for Abandoning Parents Abroad

Funny story: Portugese Police Arrest Kids for Abandoning Parents Abroad

Portuguese authorities have today arrested three children for failing to take care of their drunken parents. The officials were horrified to discover the father passed out on a sofa in reception, while the mother was found lying in her own vomit besi...

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Ad Agency Arrested By Portuguese Police

Funny story: Ad Agency Arrested By Portuguese Police

The entire worldwide staff of advertising agency McCann Erickson has sensationally been arrested in dawn raids by elite Portuguese Special Forces following an anonymous tip-off by seven pissed journalists in a Praia da Luz tapas bar.

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