LATEST SHORT STORY- Tony bugged my bathroom.

Claire Short today proved she had serious mental issues when she made the accusation that the Government had bugged her bathroom with cameras.
Ms. Short told The Daily Bull that she had seen people bidding on Ebay for the tapes of her in the shower and dismissed them as nothing but perverts and prime ministers.
During the interview in the Daily Bull she also told how sexy young MP's had, had orgies in her ministerial office before her departure from the cabinet shortly after the Iraq war. Ms. Short's storys have come weeks before the realease of her film, 'Destroying Tony' , which was co-written by George Galloway.
A government official apologised to the daily bull saying, 'We apologise to the British public, the doctors at Rampton high-security psychiatric hospital had suggested Ms Short was ready for release but had clearly made a mistake.' an inquest is being made into her claims to keep her happy this week.