Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 24 August 2007

image for Su Pollard to run for London Mayor; Paul Shane to Run for King
Even this man could be King...

Su Pollard, star of comedy classics Hi-De-Hi, and Oh, Dr Beeching has announced her bid to run as Mayor of London, against Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson.

The voice of Penny Crayon said: "It is my serious belief that London needs somebody who can stand firm on the grounds of good comedy, fairness, political strength and integrity. We have a Newt breeder, and a posh chap, how can we be expected to put up a decent attempt at anything with these people on the throne?!"

In a similar breaking story, Pollard's Television co-star, Paul Shane has shown his intention to be England's next King, even though he has no right to it, and Prince's Charles, William, and Harry are the next three in line to it.

Paul Shane is 5,0966,009, in line to ascension, and it is unlikely that the 5,0966,008 people in front of him will die before he does, as some of these people have not even be born yet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: London Mayor, king

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