Wembley Stadium - (Ass Mess): Over ten thousand tickets remained unsold at yesterday's Wembley concert promoting William and Harry's claims to be sons of the late Diana, Princess of Wales.
This represented a loss of nearly half a million pounds which could have lined the pockets of the two wannabe royals.
'Wills' and 'Harry' have made successful careers out of impersonating the little royal bastards who were shot dead at point blank range at Kensington Palace by their father Charles during a cocaine-induced seizure in 1984.
The Diana whose 46th birthday would have been yesterday died at the age of 8 in a frenzied attack by drunken soldiers and was replaced almost immediately with a stand-in lookalike who took over her ID and persona on Buckingham Palace orders.
And the blonde woman who died at the hands of a drunken driver in the Pont d'Alma on 31 August 1997 was none other than the daughter of George Bush Senior following his fling with Harold Wilson's secretary and KGB/Mossad double agent Marcia Williams, later ennobled to the rank of Baroness Falkender.
As the two young upstarts lapped up the attention on the Wembley stage last night UK police raised the security alert to one of 'critical danger' after finding the financial links showing this weekend's bombing attempts in London and Glasgow were all financed by the young 'Prince' (sic) William, bastard son of George Bush Junior and that paragon of saintliness Heather Mills McCartney.
Lord Levy is 69.
