Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Tower Hamlets rejected the investment bank's dosh as a corrupt bribe

London - (Ass Mess): Tower Hamlets Council has told a megabux rich US investment bank Goldman Sachs where to stick its £2 million offer to build a City Academy in its borough.

The borough is among the most deprived in London but has said that taking Goldmans' '30 pieces of silver' was beyong its ethics committee's remit.

"Parents in this borough would be totally disgusted if we took the dosh from this bunch of greedy capitalist George Bush-sucking Corrupt Bastards," a council spokesman said today.

The investment bank was said to be shocked an embarrassed at the rejection today and refused to comment on the corruption allegations levelled at its operations.

The deal had been brokered by UK Prime Monster's personal education toerag Lord Adonis who also expressed astonishment at today's rejection:

"It's all damned good money going to pot," he told the lunchtime newws today.

"Whatever will happen to my upfront ten per cent commission is ..er.. none of your business!"

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