Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

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Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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It's been a spooky business

London - (Ass Mess): The US oil industry's Corrupt Bastards Club hired ex-KGB thug Andrei Lugovoi to poison London-based former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko according to the Crown Prosecution Service which is seeking to extradite the Russian to face murder charges.

Litvinenko snorted toxic cocaine on Halloween 2007 which was laced with radioactive Plutonium 210 and died after an agonising three weeks trying to sell his memoirs of the event.

Police investigations revealed he had threatened to expose the Corrupt Bastards Club middle men who were trying to franchise the US oil industry's political graft contracts in the Caspian Sea pipeline project.

Lugovoi was hired after crude negotiations in Dick Cheney's department sought to intervene in the scam by hiring ex-BP CEO Lord Browne as a special consultant to use his influence with the Russians.

Browne outsourced the project after learning the Lugovoi had contacts in the UK's National Poisons Unit which manufactured the deadly toxin that poisoned Litvinenko.

CPS lawyers are now attempting to begin the extradition process with Moscow which may see a reciprocal exchange involving disgruntled London-domiciled ex-KGB thugs connected to the August 2000 sinking of the Russian navy's flagship nuclear submarine the Kursk.

Lord Levy, 59, is in hiding.

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