Calves Protest at Mars Bars U-turn

Written by carina-eta

Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Good girl Bessie - just pretend I'm a calf.

The National Union of Calves today released a statement condemning Masterfoods for their u-turn in using mashed up dead baby calf in its chocolate products.

In the statement, released earlier today, it was stated that the decision to use a vegetarian alternative had angered calves and their mothers all over the UK.

A mother cow commented, "what use is a calf now?"

The National Union of Calves today expressed the disappointment of it's members at not being sourced for Masterfoods chocolate, saying that its members had been looking forward to leading a useful and productive, albeit very short, life in fulfilling the appetites of chocolate-eating obese non-vegetarian humans.

Cows are said to be devastated that their offspring will now be taken from them after birth and slaughtered for no particular reason except to extract large quantities of milk from the mother.

A cow spokesman commented, "this a low move."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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