New British Invasion has States Lifting Their Skirts!

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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British Beetle Invades America!

It's been decades since the first British invasion and coincidentally a new wave of beetles is in the forefront of the 21st Century British re-invasion. This time ther'll be no I wanna hold Your hand or She Loves You. British Beetles(Britannica Roolsdawavius) have found their way to US shores in droves(not just four mopheads this time). Aboard boats, planes and ET McCrone's new tunnel across the Atlantic, the Beetles are crawling across the colonies.

Maude Shesagoner thinks it's only just: "I thinks it's only just!" When asked to clarify Shesagoner couldn't.

Colonel Leavem Beehind thought he could: "These yanks have got us in such a mess in Iraq that I hope every bug in the UK climbs up their imperialist asses. What was Blair thinkin'? that's atwit we can do without and his twin Bush belongs in Dante's lowest circle of hell, the traitorous bugger!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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