A man was arrested yesterday evening for picking his nose whilst driving. David Blaspheemy, 75, was driving along a quiet residential street in his hometown of Gnomeville, East Westwick in his Ford Mundano. Sensing his nose was feeling a 'little full' he decided to excavate said nose with his little finger.
"That was when I saw the blue lights suddenly flare up in my rear-view mirror," said Mr Balspheemy. "I stopped the car and asked them if there was a problem. They yanked me out of the car, threw me against the bonnet and charged me for dangerous driving."
A police spokesperson said, "It is imperative the public learn the importance of paying attention to the road whilst driving. Mr Bsalmpheemy should have pulled over and picked his nose whilst he was able to devote his full attention to it. He could have caused an accident had he lost his concentration for a split second."
Mr Bslahemppy will be up in court to face charges next month.
