USAF wants to recruit topless UK teacher

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Wednesday, 28 February 2007


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Oldham - (ReuterUs): The United States Air Force is forging ahead with its recruitment policy of employing stunning women who pose topless in national publications by seeking to hire Greater Manchester supply teacher Louise Crolla whose topless pictures cause a riot in the News of the Screws last week.

The move follows the promotion of USAF Sergeant Mandy Mantrap to a position at NASA where she will replace love-torn Captain Lisa Nowak following her trashing of the Internaitonal Space Station Extension last month.

Mantrap had initially been demoted after her Playboy centerfold last year caused several senior Pentagon offcials to go blind when they first saw the pictures.

But the NASA placement has secured a future career in outer space where a major scientific survey is about to commence about the effect of weightlessness on size 44DD breasts.

Mantrap's position is therefore of national, maybe global importance.

Meanwhile Ms Crolla, who worked at the Matthew Moss High School in Rochdale recently, is said to be 'over the moon' at her US recruitment.

"And Head Teacher Des Herlihy who fired me because of the pictures can go stuff himself".

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