Dougal McDouche, the street preacher who harassed passers by in central London, has committed suicide.
The weirdo loser, was a well known character around Piccadilly Circus and Oxford Circus. He was best known for shouting "Your either a sinner or a winner" at anyone who came near. He was found dead this morning and had apparently hanged himself.
Pedestrians throughout central London welcomed the news. One man said "I'm so glad we won't have to listen to that drivel ever again."
Mr McDouche left a suicide note, which read: "I'm really truly sorry. I'd like to apologise to all those people who I shouted at in the street. Now when I look back on my pathetic life all I see are the wasted years of shouting and being a twat in public. I don't know why I did it, I must be a religious nut. Please forgive me, I'm sure I'll burn in hell for being such a pain in the ass. I'm definitely not a winner, I'm a loser. Goodbye."
